twcno:

futurebatgirl:

patrexes:

4sensesplusascarf:

Whenever I hear people say that classical music is boring I just want to remind them that Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture called for a cannon to be fired a total of 16 times.

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remove cattle from stage

that’s not even the best partimagekey terms include:

  • balance your chair on two legs”
  • "continue swimming motion"
  • "insert peanuts"
  • "play ball!"
  • "release the penguins"
  • "gradually become agitated"
  • "light explosives now….. and…..   ….. now."

rednecktex:

huffy-lemon:

Favorite story posts part 1

That last one

themoonphase:

You know what’s nice? Receiving a really good orgasm.

lanashiftdelrey:

sassykardashian:

Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish

perform the following ritualimage


harrygilmore:

that’s ok mum


awwww-cute:

We were worried they wouldn’t get along

"Growth is painful. Change is painful.But nothing is as painful as staying stuck somewhere you don’t belong."
- Mandy Hale (via fading-breath)

killermuffins89:

innocenttmaan:

Andres Amador is an artist who uses the beach as his canvas, racing against the tide to create these large scale temporary masterpieces using a rake or stick ..

Andres’ creations are simply stunning and knowing that these delicate creations are temporary somehow makes them even more beautiful.

wow


neitherheavenorhell:

Peeta’s alive.
And a traitor.
But at the moment, I don’t care. Not what he says, or who he says it for, only that he is still capable of speech.


sarakobus:

Had this cutie at work tonight. He just learned how to pick up his ears 😍

terezidave:

fuckyoutubers:

do you have those memories that are really cringey and you never speak of and something triggers the memory and you want to fucking wash your brain out with bleach

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tinalikesbutts:

OH NO

WHATEVER SHALL I DO